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October 19, 2049
at the age of 62 years old.
I will die
music: Nirvana, Tsunami bomb, the clash, the sex pistols, sublime, sonic youth, me first and the gimme gimmes, fugazi
quote: "I'd rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball." ~Kurt Cobain
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i encourage every1 to not work, i say slack off. because you're only gonna be alive for 70 years if you're lucky right? and we just contribute to a sick, materialistic society. so slack off. big deal. yah know? have fun. Smoke pot, drink beer, inhale
hi im jenni and i have purpleish/brownish/blackish hair and green eyes. i love kurt cobain and thats pretty much it. every1 hates me rite now and i know why and no im not tryin to pull a guilt trip. well ok then
sn: FuHgAwZ6787
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5 Stages of drunkness...
Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words |
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